Ah yes, Friday in the city. Lord knows there be no shortage of erections looking to bump uglies cum the weekend in the homo-positive hamlet of Montreal. Given that many of these erections are from out of town β we thought it prudent to provide a short guide to a few choice locations where one can find a nice one to tug on without actually having to waste time engaging in any significant courtship-type nonsense with its owner.
But be careful β the theatre area inside can be way scary: Trust me, it can get very hot! Great for crotch watching on any nice summer day, and great for crotch gobbling as soon as the sun goes down. The corner of Sherbrooke and Amherst is where everyone goes because of the big trees you can hide behind so as not to be seen from the street. Lafontaine Park has been a prime homo meeting ground for as long as anyone can remember.
(mh\u003dEh1QkXkJL43Go8Wl)12.jpg "Teen girls Montreal")
A safe bet to be sure. Walk up Mont-Royal Avenue to Camillien-Houde β you know that street that goes over the entire mountain, with the lookout halfway up it? Go up it just a little ways and when you come up to the big cement median, turn left into the woods.
Your best bet is under and around the bridge directly south of the park. If queens sitting around smelling pretty is your cup of tea, however, then by all means stick to the bath houses in the Village. I think queers have been cruising here since time immemorial, particularly during the safer hours of day when most of the students are in class. Circle jerks around the urinal seem to be the most popular activity here. Another one I really like is at Central Station. We all know that pretty well any unshielded public urinal is a potential place to find action, but this one is my personal favorite β for looking, at least.
Finally, wherever you go, and whatever you do, be safe, and have lots of fun. Chris Barry is a freelance writer currently starving in Montreal because there's simply no work anymore because of this fuckin' hateful web foolishness and he refuses to accept that the times have been 'a changin.
